three reasons why i’ll never be a travel writer: 3.) you need to have an attention span; i had mine surgically removed some years back. 2.) you need to make careful observances about regional landmarks and scenic things, and take lots of notes. i am unable to do those things when i travel. i eat […]
food
something fishy about fifty
march 16, 2007, happy birthday kathy f you’re fifty, kathy, so of course i’m going to … think of you naked. it’s what you wanted, yes? well OK then, yes, i will think of you naked … and i will think of you in paris … not writing poetry, necessarily, but breathlessandtalkingfast and … eating; […]
the writers go for breakfast
Skim milk latte? We don’t do that OK, eggs florentine then. That’s with spinach, right? Um usually yeah but we’re out of spinach OK, without the spinach then. Are soy lattes any good? No Another latte, then, but this time without caffeine, please Hmmmm … Oh, do you not do decaf? Well, yeah, we “do” […]